A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
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It’s cool I got it
GET YOUR REMAINING LIMBS IN THE GAME
MOST OF US ARE IN THIS TOGETHER.
GETCHA HEAD OUT OF THAT TITAN’S MOUTH OH GOD
THIS IS NOT OK
inside jokes with yourself
“Not Everything is About You”
I actually find this to be a really comforting thought. I got to be a lot less anxious once I realized that everyone else is too busy being worried what other people think of them to be concerned with what they think of me.
Early to bed, and you’ll miss all the fun
He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.
Everyone should know of calming cat.
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I personally think I’m hilarious
i agree with you