me participating in a group project
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology
I put it on wrong before lmao
a pregnant woman goes into a coma
months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant
“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”
“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks
“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”
You know what I really enjoy doing? I really enjoy making fan troll designs for people. Just simple, 10 minute designs that really serve no purpose rather than to keep myself occupied and present a project to mutuals.
So, I’ve decided that I’m going to do just that. For every reblog this post gets, I will design a fan troll based on you and your blog for free.
These are a few examples of my work. If you’d like your own fan troll design for your blog, just reblog this post.
if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.
if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.
if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.
The Tempest III.I
I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life
I see no difference.