New favourite joke:

llamas-and-impalas:

juliuscaesarofficial:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

these are the best jokes ever

It’s cool I got it

500,928 notes   •   September 17 2014, 03:41 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

frustration-squared:

monroeville-sunsets:

ereriful:

guiltyhipster:

shinyeren:

shinyeren:

what team

SURVEY CORPS

GET YOUR REMAINING LIMBS IN THE GAME

MOST OF US ARE IN THIS TOGETHER.

GETCHA HEAD OUT OF THAT TITAN’S MOUTH OH GOD

THIS IS NOT OK

129,843 notes   •   September 16 2014, 02:19 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#SnK   

graceebooks:

inside jokes with yourself

image

20,945 notes   •   September 14 2014, 04:26 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
cleolinda:

letstalkabouted:

“Not Everything is About You”
http://www.sauceome.com/

I actually find this to be a really comforting thought. I got to be a lot less anxious once I realized that everyone else is too busy being worried what other people think of them to be concerned with what they think of me.

cleolinda:

letstalkabouted:

“Not Everything is About You”

http://www.sauceome.com/

I actually find this to be a really comforting thought. I got to be a lot less anxious once I realized that everyone else is too busy being worried what other people think of them to be concerned with what they think of me.

58,624 notes   •   September 14 2014, 04:22 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

lastnewage:

Early to bed, and you’ll miss all the fun
6,229 notes   •   September 14 2014, 03:51 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
the-big-phan-theory:

xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:


mybuttisaurus:


i-justreally-like-cats-okay:



Calming CAT!



oh my god it is calming


i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.


He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again

the-big-phan-theory:

xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:

mybuttisaurus:

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

Calming CAT!

oh my god it is calming

i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.

He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again

1,123,601 notes   •   September 14 2014, 09:01 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
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nyehpora:

elephant-koi:

eridan no

eridan yes

22,229 notes   •   September 13 2014, 07:03 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#homestuck   #kanaya   #nepeta   #terezi   #eridan   #scopophobia   #gif warning   

roantnerd:

nikkinminaj:

I personally think I’m hilarious

i agree with you

4,069 notes   •   September 10 2014, 01:45 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
therationaldove:

JOHN AND KARKAT THO

therationaldove:

JOHN AND KARKAT THO

22,984 notes   •   September 10 2014, 01:43 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#homestuck   #eridan   #feferi   #karkat   #john egbert   #sollux   #scopophobia